Husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
>
>The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror
>taking a hard look at herself.
>
>"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I
>see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs
>are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile.
>I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"
>
>She turns to her husband and says. .... "Tell me
>something positive to make me feel better about
>myself"
>
>He thinks about it for a bit and then says
>"well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
>