Drow Dictionary

p0
A statement or question, sometimes rhetorical, to express the embarrassing poor welfare of the subject or matter at hand

:~(
A 'smiley' face indicating sadness or crying

GL
Good luck

GG
Good game

jj
A sarcastic good game.

IACSOBO
In a constant state of being owned.

TSBMB[byoj]
Tossed Salads by Mistabone (bring your own jelly)

HAGG
Have a good game

SLR
1. Stuckup Lesbian Roleplayer - A female character in an RPG controlled by a real-life male. Characters can be found using words such as 'hon', 'sugar', and 'sweety'. Also expected to use the feminine smiley face: ~.~ Almost always extremely self-righteous and incredibly conceited. 2. Celune 3. Ilystil 4. Nanilya

90/10/100
Hawk is 90% wrong 10% full of shit 100% of the time.

PNMTFU
POOF! No mo Tick fer U!

FREEPORT
To die.

OTW
On the way

OWNED
To be killed in a pimped or raped fashion

MT
Empty

DFFCP
DerFragFueCrackPipe - Aka, DerFragFuehrer, DROW member since 1997. derfrag@drow.org

Krackhouse
Kalorin Boomani - The founder of Organization DROW kalorin@drow.org

Kayan
Person. Kayan Boomani, DROW member since 1997. kayan@drow.org
Noun. Newbie, twink, new character, etc Adj. To describe something fitting for a kayan

Hide Tanner
1. Person living at home under parental dictatorship requiring frequent tannings of the hide due to insubordination. 2. Punk-ass Teenager

TZS
Tanner Zooming Syndrom - The inability for a Hide Tanner to stand still

Tanning Hour
The last hour a Hide Tanner can stay up playing an online game before a parental unit can be expected to ascend the stairs while removing belt from waist. Player can be expected to quit or leave without notice during this time.

TANNED
The disciplining of a Hide Tanner. This generally follows immediately after failure to comply with Tanning Hour.

Tanner Time
The hour in the mid-afternoon when: Game servers, Cable modems, and the Internet in general all goes down hill in performance. This is usually around 2:30 to 3:00 PM in the afternoon.

M'kay
See http://www.lame.org/~doc/mkay.html

1 bar of red
When playing EQ and your character has 1 bubble of red health left and your cleric whirls up wrath instead of heal

Crack Monkey
Trystan Boomani - DROW member since 1997. trystan@drow.org

Trystan Poll
Suicide. See http://kayan.grinch.org/

PJ
A phone jack icon appears in Quake when there are huge lag spikes.

SYHMF
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH FELGAR! (coined by SirElk in EQ)

who who HA HA who haha
The sound of a monkey on crack

Curled Toes
A state of being, where adrenaline from an event creates an excitement so overwhelming that a person's toes curl up. Coined by Adairen during AoW raids.

UPM
Unnecessary Private Message - A private message sent by someone who seems to prefer private communication even though the topic doesn't warrant it. Too many UPM's from the same individual may cause the reader to think the person is homosexual.

CIMB
Crack Induced Monkey Banter - Dialogue spewed forth from those who like doing so for no apparent reason other than to hear themselves talk.

SMF
Shit Mother Fucker! - Synonymous with 'zero'.

LW
Last Week - Presenting news or information as if were new when it is already well known. See - http://drow.org/misc/images/timeline.jpg

QQ
Crying Eyes - Used to refer to a person whining.

PYITAP
Pound You In The Ass Prison - A term well know to persons who run afoul of the RIAA or MPAA due to illegal file sharing activities.

LOWEZ
The p0 man's way of saying LOL. For clarification see Doc.