Rules 4 MEN

[Smolfsine Blomsterhjerte]

I don't know if this one have been posted. But I love it ;)

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RULES 4 MEN :

1: THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2: THE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIFICATHION.

3: NO MALE CAN POSSIBLY KNOW ALL THE RULES.

4: IF THE FEMALE SUSPECTSS THE MALE KNOWS ALL THE RULES SHE MUST IMMEDIALY CHANGE SOME OR ALL THE RULES.

5: THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

6: (IF THE FEMALE IS WRONG. ITS BECAUSE OF A FLAGERANT MISUNDERSTANDING WHITCH WAS A DIRECT RESULT OF SOMETHING THE MAIL DID ORE SAID WRONG)

7: (IF THE RULE 6 APPLISE. THE MAILE MUST APOLIGIZE IMMEDIATELY FORE COUSING THE MISUNDERSTANDING)

8:THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ENY GIVIN POINT IN TIME.

9:THE MAIL MUST NEVER CHANGE HES MIND WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT FROM THE FEMAILE.

10: THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ENY TIME.

11: THE MAIL MUST REMAIN CALM AT ALL TIMES. UNLESS THE FEMALE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET.

12: THE FEMALE MUST UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LET THE MAIL KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET.

13: THE MALE IS EXPECTET TO MIND READ AT ALL TIMES.

14: THE MALE WHO DOESENT ABIDE BY THE RULES. CANT TAKE THE HEAT. LACKS A BACKBONE. IS A WIMP.

15: ANY ATTEMPT TO DOCUMENT THE RULES COULD RESULT IN BODILY HARM.

16: AT NO TIME CAN THE MALE MAKE SUCH COMMENTS AS "INSIGNIFICANT" AND "IS THAT ALL?" WHEN THE FEMALE IS COMPLANING.

17: IF THE FEMALE HAS PMS ALL THE RULES ARE NULL AND VOID.

:wink: :lol:

[FURYous]

I don't know if this one have been posted. But I love it ;)

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RULES 4 MEN :

1: THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.

2: THE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT ANY TIME WITHOUT PRIOR NOTIFICATHION.

3: NO MALE CAN POSSIBLY KNOW ALL THE RULES.

4: IF THE FEMALE SUSPECTSS THE MALE KNOWS ALL THE RULES SHE MUST IMMEDIALY CHANGE SOME OR ALL THE RULES.

5: THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

6: (IF THE FEMALE IS WRONG. ITS BECAUSE OF A FLAGERANT MISUNDERSTANDING WHITCH WAS A DIRECT RESULT OF SOMETHING THE MAIL DID ORE SAID WRONG)

7: (IF THE RULE 6 APPLISE. THE MAILE MUST APOLIGIZE IMMEDIATELY FORE COUSING THE MISUNDERSTANDING)

8:THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ENY GIVIN POINT IN TIME.

9:THE MAIL MUST NEVER CHANGE HES MIND WITHOUT EXPRESS WRITTEN CONSENT FROM THE FEMAILE.

10: THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ENY TIME.

11: THE MAIL MUST REMAIN CALM AT ALL TIMES. UNLESS THE FEMALE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET.

12: THE FEMALE MUST UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES LET THE MAIL KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE WANTS HIM TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET.

13: THE MALE IS EXPECTET TO MIND READ AT ALL TIMES.

14: THE MALE WHO DOESENT ABIDE BY THE RULES. CANT TAKE THE HEAT. LACKS A BACKBONE. IS A WIMP.

15: ANY ATTEMPT TO DOCUMENT THE RULES COULD RESULT IN BODILY HARM.

16: AT NO TIME CAN THE MALE MAKE SUCH COMMENTS AS "INSIGNIFICANT" AND "IS THAT ALL?" WHEN THE FEMALE IS COMPLANING.

17: IF THE FEMALE HAS PMS ALL THE RULES ARE NULL AND VOID.

:wink: :lol:

M - A - L - E - S might read the list of rules if the female who wrote it wouldn't call males “parcels� (mail) or if they learned to use the grammar and spell checker.

Until the female writing this list figures out the basics of communication and who they are addressing as the subject (males or mail), I declare this listing completely null and void especially if the female has PMS ;)

[Smolfsine Blomsterhjerte]

5: THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

So no grammar and spell error :lol: :p

[Naldien]

SLRs don't count though, do they? :lol:

[Kashaar]

5: THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.

So no grammar and spell error :lol: :p

Not 'wrong' per se, just can't spell. I think Tronix has a better grasp of the English language than the author of these 'rules'. Intelligence isn't a prerequisite for correctness -- I count five lines without glaring errors off the top of my head, earning a score of a whopping 29%. That fails even with a curve. The bimbo writing these 'rules' can be 'never wrong' all the way back to my kitchen to cook me a nice meal...though as rule 15 clearly states that "any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm", she is likely no longer fit to serve me. :twisted:

[Seranis]

English isn't her first language, cut her some slack. Otherwise she'll start typing everything in Danish again, which while it makes her easier to ignore, it also makes reading her RL notes to her fiance (me) much more difficult. And I don't wanna get yelled at!

Seranis/Heffling

[Keanow]

I married two women who believed these rules..... now both are with broke men and driving beat up POS cars. No more new cars and nice houses for them!!! hahahaha

[Kashaar]

English isn't her first language, cut her some slack.

We're talking about the author of the "rules", not the one who posted it.

Unless you're saying you know who the guilty party is...?;)

[Naedea]

I've seen these rules before.
Why would anyone retype them phonetically?

[Zael]

Possibly smolf received it in her native language and attempted a translation for us. They kinda funny.

[Kashaar]

Possibly smolf received it in her native language and attempted a translation for us. They kinda funny.

If that's the case, then I take back what I said. She -is- fit to serve.;)

[Seranis]

Thanks, Kash. I didn't want to be blamed for being wrong again! =p

Seranis/Heffling

[Tazdiler]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not
raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Taz

[ganierelmoms]

funny ill have to make sure my girlfriend never gets a hold of these rules

[ganierelmoms]

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not
raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Taz

that is so true I just read the whole thing as fast as if it was spelled correct