You are not the father LOL!

[Odis]

These are classic.
YouTube - YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!

YouTube - Maury: Not the Father LAWL!

[Baddums]

Those were some rockin' dance moves

[Odwerki]

YouTube - Maury Povich Home Paternity Test by SansPantsProductions.com

I have the sudden urge to kick Krandor now

[govtcheeze]

rofl x3

[krandor]

Did I read that text correctly that 11 men were tested? If so, I'm first surprised that 11 men would have tapped that but more surprised that a court would have that many people tested. I think a line needs to be drawn at some point that testing 10 men that are not the father doesn't outweigh finding the one.

[Kharis]

more surprised that a court would have that many people tested.

I don't think it was a court thing at all. It's Maury FFS. Maury became little more than Jerry Springer, without as many rednecks.

[SHOTSLAPOUT]

I saw a Maury one time where the whore in training was on #15 you are not the father. She was bitchin up both sides of the dude, he was like no way man, then she ran in the back and cried when the results were the same as the last 14 times.

Some people need to be chain smokers in a small appartment with a leaking gas stove.

[Baddums]

Gross...You've basically got 1 week of prime fertility around ovulation and the little swimmers last up to a week soooo... 15 guys in about a couple weeks? Pretty nasty place to put a peniz.

[govtcheeze]

This joke is rated R. Minors click here (http://www.disney.com)!

Guy #15: Damn bitch why's your pussy so big? why's your pussy so big?
Girl: Why did you ask me twice?
Guy #15: I didnt, that was the echo.

[krandor]

LOL

[SHOTSLAPOUT]

hell, if he could find his keys he could drive his mack dump truck out of there.

[Baddums]

Yeah, no kidding...like I mentioned, would you really want to put your penis there after where it's been? Seriously, you've got to be a corner walker to fit in that kind of man time >.>