Fitten
02-06-2004, 09:48 AM
> Dear Tech Support,
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
> overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
> operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
> and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0,
> NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
> simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
> to no avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an Operating system. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and
try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
> overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which
> operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
> In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
> and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0,
> NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6
> simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
> to no avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is
an Operating system. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and
try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support