Trivilus
11-17-2003, 02:02 AM
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who
asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took
out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man
replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man
asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need
everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead
of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played
golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious
with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what
a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who
asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took
out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give
you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man
replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man
asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need
everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead
of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played
golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light
district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed
the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner
cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious
with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably
smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what
a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex."