Trivilus
11-16-2003, 02:01 AM
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law and when they are is Israel, the mother-in-law dies.
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>They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
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>The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
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>The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
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>The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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>They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
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>The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
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>The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
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>The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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