Noel
10-02-2003, 07:14 AM
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like
substance on his plate, so he questioned his grandfather, "Are these plates
clean?" His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water
can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch,
he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance that
looked like dried egg yokes. So he asked again, " Are you s ure these plates
are clean?" Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I
told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now
don't ask me about it anymore!"
Later that afternoon, as he was on his way out to get the paper, the dog
started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. "Grandfather, your dog won't let
me out." Without diverting his attention from the exciting football game his
grandfather shouted "Coldwater, move!!!!!"
area of the state. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a film-like
substance on his plate, so he questioned his grandfather, "Are these plates
clean?" His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water
can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch,
he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate, and a substance that
looked like dried egg yokes. So he asked again, " Are you s ure these plates
are clean?" Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says, "I
told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now
don't ask me about it anymore!"
Later that afternoon, as he was on his way out to get the paper, the dog
started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. "Grandfather, your dog won't let
me out." Without diverting his attention from the exciting football game his
grandfather shouted "Coldwater, move!!!!!"